Lesbian Plays, Musicals, One-Acts, and Monologues By Carolyn Gage

What Others Are Saying

Biography

Booking the Artist

Catalog of Plays

Books by Carolyn Gage

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Booking the Artist

Performance: The Second Coming of Joan ofArc

Lectures

Workshops

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Catalog of Plays by Carolyn Gage

Welcome to a catalog of award-winning lesbian and woman-centered plays. The Table of Contents gives a very brief description of the plays. If you are interested in reading a more detailed synopsis of a play (including excerpts of reviews, production requirements, and awards and publications), select the individual title from the Table of Contents.

Table of Contents

One-Woman Shows

Musicals

Full-Length Plays

One-Act Plays

Price List and Ordering Information

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Books by Carolyn Gage

Nine Short Plays

The Second Coming of Joan of Arc and Other Plays

Monologues and Scenes for Lesbian Actors

Like There's No Tomorrow: Meditations for Women Leaving Patriarchy

Take Stage! How to Direct and Produce a Lesbian Play

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What Others Are Saying

Andrea Dworkin, feminist philosopher, activist, author:

" . . . a whole women's theatre tradition in one volume. . . wonderful to read --- rich, original deeply affirming --- and must be phenomenal to see on stage. The culture of women we have never had is invented in Carolyn Gage's brilliant and beautiful plays."

John Stoltenberg, Executive Editor, On theIssues:

"... the toughest, most lesbian/feminist-identified work for theatre I know... brilliant and daring scripts..."

Phyllis Chesler, Author of Women and Madness:

"Carolyn Gage is a fabulous feminist playwright, and a major one too. This is great theatre. Gage's dramatic and lesbian imagination is utterly original... There is no rhetoric here: only one swift and pleasurable intake of breath after another... Women's mental health would improve, instantly, were they able to read and see these plays performed."

Jewelle Gomez, author of The Gilda Stories, San Francisco Arts Commissioner:

"The work of an experienced and esteemed playwright like Carolyn Gage is the air that modern theatre needs."

Mary Daly , Radical Feminist Philosopher and Author of Gyn/Ecology,Pure Lust, and Outercourse:

"I was more deeply moved and 'sinspired' by Carolyn Gage's new book [LikeThere'sNo Tomorrow] than by anything else I've read in years... It is a work of uncompromising vision and daring... a beacon of hope in these chilling times of compromise, timidity and apparent defeat. This book is Pure Fire. It is true and therefore extreme... a stunning manifestation of Radical Lesbian Feminist Courage and Genius."

George Wolf, Dept. of English, University of Nebraska, Lincoln:

"Carolyn Gage's writing, acting, and teaching are explosive. She rips away the cultural camouflage that permits us to accept, to be blind to, the brutal context in which women are still required to live their lives. When my students remember this semester it will be because of her visit. She's a treasure."

Dale Daigle, PhD., Theatre Department Chair, Washington College, Chesterton, MD:

"Ms. Gage's visit to Washington College was inspiring. Her passion for what she does is so obvious and her intellect so impressive that students and faculty alike were immediately and permanently engaged by her presentation and presence.

Washington College is, in part, known for it's writing program. We have regular visits by well known writers -- everyone from Edward Albee and Israel Horovitz to Toni Morrison and John Barth in recent years. I can honestly say I have never seen students so enthusiastic about a guest. Another thing that is unusual and impressive is that she has kept in touch with several of our students since her visit.

One of the things I was most impressed with was the clarity of her aesthetics and politics. This is a person who does not apologize for her agenda or the militancy necessary to further that agenda. The amazing thing is she combines that unswerving commitment with compassion, understanding, warmth, and generosity.

She is totally committed to her art in a way that is truly inspiring. Don't let the lesbian/feminist moniker scare you, this is a formidable artist in every way."

R.J. McComish, Literary Manager, Portland Stage Company, Portland, Maine:

"I am constantly amazed at Carolyn's ability to make complex social issues not onlyaccessible but also irresistibly fascinating."

Women's New, Belfast, Northern Ireland:

"Carolyn Gage is a living manifestation of the power of articulate anger. Her play is raw, uncompromising, in your face, and her politics are no different. In the flesh, however, her passion, humour and quicksilver insight shine through her rage against the patriarchal machine. An inspired spokeswoman for revolutionary radical feminism, I love to think of Carolyn out there now, urging women all over the world to access that submerged anger that, once released, will enable them to find hope, pleasure, selfhood."

Kristina Armenakis, Women's Resource Center,University of Oregon, Eugene, OR:

"Recalling The Second Coming of Joan of Arc leaves me practically speechless, but boiling over on the inside with sadness and a hunger to "right all the wrongs" of the world. Never before have I attended an event at my University that evoked tears and heartache and feelings of invincibility and empowerment simultaneously. In Dorothy Allison's book Skin, she encourages women to speak and write ourselves raw, until we are vulnerable and we produce captivating and personal art that evokes tears, laughter, and rage from the audience. Carolyn Gage epitomizes Allison's vision. Her brilliant performance touches everyone deeply by providing an educational, cathartic, heartbreaking, and empowering experience. She speaks the unspeakable truths about women's oppression that most of us are afraid to say . . ."

Tamanya Garza, The University of the Sciences, Philadelphia:

"The night I saw The Second Coming [of Joan of Arc], six years ago, I borrowed a copy of the play from a friend. Ever since then the book has lived in my book bag, purse, shoulder bag, carry on, reminding me that there are "two ways to destroy a woman", reminding me not to get ripped apart. Gage has . . . has given us a hero that doesn't run around in her underwear and taught us to take back the voices in our heads. Gage has changed so many lives she will never know about. and the only way I know how to thank her is to never stop fighting."

Dr. Patricia Cramer, Dept. of English, University of Connecticut, Stamford:

"Ever since I first saw Carolyn Gage perform her work, I have been convinced that she is one of our greatest living artists . . . the value of Gage’s plays goes far beyond their ability to hold and entertain audiences. I know of no living playwright who is grappling with issues as controversial and as central to the survival of our people as Carolyn Gage. Possibly the most potentially transformative work of our time is the work on trauma conducted by psychologists and academics as well as within feminist and recovery movements. By joining her intellectual and political engagements with these movements to her considerable skills as a dramatist, Gage creates plays that bring the “magic” back to theatre. I have seen many of her plays performed – among them, The Second Coming of Joan of Arc, Sappho in Love, Harriet Tubman Visits A Therapist, and Artemisia and Hildegarde. The impact of these performances on audiences is profound and life-changing."

Joyce Sprague, Women's Studies, Gettysburg College, Gettysburg, PA:

"It was an excellent performance . . . I also wanted you to know that your performance drew one of the largest audiences for a Women's Studies sponsored event. Many of us have continued to talk about your performance for long after your departure from Gettysburg. We especially enjoyed your warmth and your sense of humor."

Dr. Kate Greene, University of Southern Mississipp:

"While it was probably the novelty of having a lesbian feminist in Hattiesburg, Mississippi that brought the people out, it was Carolyn's intelligence, wit and charisma that motivated us to participate. Her complex mixture of righteous anger and compassionand her insight into the human psyche inspired those of us who live with the daily oppression of southern patriarchal culture to open our minds and hearts and speak our truths. When we left the theater that night, we had all been touched by Carolyn's powerful politics."

Naomi Paisley, Information and Referral Counselor, Women's Center, University of Southern Maine, Portland:

"[Carolyn Gage's] workshop, sponsored by the Alliance for Sexual Diversity, was both theatrical and theoretical. Her use of classical female archetypes to describe ongoing issues facing women was especially clear and powerful . . . She was entertaining and empowering to many young women on our campus who, a month later, are still talking about her."

Carolyn Lewis,Professor of Theatre, Cedar Crest College, Allentown, PA:

" . . . a tremendous experience for the students. Ms. Gage made such a positive impact on the students that her 'voice' can still be heard echoing in the voices of the students who were fortunate enough to have spent time with her."

Claire N. Kaplan, Coordinator, Sexual Assault Education, University of Virginia:

"We invited Carolyn Gage to perform her play, The Second Coming of Joan of Arc here at UVA --she was amazing. She really challenges women and men to rethink a whole range of issues, from popular historical accounts of Joan's story to how rape figures into the oppression of women--and lesbians, specifically-- throughout history. She is a completely lovely person and easy to work with."

Bonnie Morris, Senior Associate at the Center for Women and Policy Studies and five-year staff member of the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival::

"Gage's particular brilliance lies in her skill at juxtaposing lesbian reality with our collective herstoric imagination as a people... Lesbian writers, theorists, and professors - in large numbers at ECLF (East Coast Lesbian Festival) - were absolutely transported by the academic significance of Gage's work."

Victoria A. Brownworth, Pulitzer Prize Nominee, Author of Too Queer:

". . . undisputed queen of startling one-acts . . ."

Rosemary Keefe Curb, editor of Amazon All Stars: 13 Lesbian Plays:

"No playwright has created as amazing a pantheon of historical lesbian characters as Carolyn Gage. Her book, Monologues and Scenes for Lesbian Actors, provides a sumptuous feast of possibilities for both seasoned and budding lesbian performers to use portraying a full range of emotion and political perspectives. Carolyn Gage is a national lesbian treasure."

From the Flames, Nottingham, England:

"Carolyn Gage's work gives us real, gutsy, believable characters who cut through the crap and tell it like it is, who wake us up, make us laugh and cry."

The Lithiagraph, Ashland, OR:

"Many women have had a first opportunity to be in touch with feelings and ideas they've never found themselves in a context to consider... Carolyn Gage's rage through her art is a gift to us."

The Spectrum, Buffalo, NY:

"Rarely in my life have I left a play, or any work of art, feeling like my life was truly better for it... The plays were hilarious, harrowing, exhilerating, and affirming."

WNYQ News, Buffalo, NY:

"Taking in a Gage play is like getting a combined dose of Karl Marx, Betty Friedan and triple espresso. She broadcasts insight on power and powerlessness with energetic zip, laying good groundwork for directors and actors who would attempt production of them."

Chicago Review, Chicago:

"... strong-minded, bighearted storytelling..."

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Price List and Ordering Information

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Amazon All-Stars: Thirteen Lesbian Plays, edited by Rosemary O'Keefe Curb

This Applause Books anthology includes the musical The Amazon All-Stars in addition to 12 plays by other lesbian playwrights, including Jane Chambers, Janis Astor Del Valle, Maria Irene Fornes, Joan Lipkin, and Megan Terry.
$22.00
The A-Mazing Yamashita and the Gold-diggers of 2008$6.00
The Amazon All-Stars (arrangements for score)
$12.00
Amy Lowell: In Her Own Words$12.00
The Anastasia Trials in the Court of Women$6.00
Artemisia and Hildegard
$10.00
Babe (*Music not available at this time)$12.00
Battered on Broadway (See The Second Coming of Joan of Arc)$15.95
Bite My Thumb$6.00
Blackeye$3.00
The Boundary Trial of John Proctor$6.00
Calamity Jane Sends A Message to Her Daughter (See The Second Coming of Joan of Arc)$15.95
Coming About$12.00
Cookin' With Typhoid Mary (See The Second Coming of Joan of Arc)$15.95
The Countess and the Lesbians$6.00
The Drum Lesson$6.00
Entr'acte or The Night Eva Le Gallienne Was Raped$6.00
Esther and Vashti$12.00
The Evil That Men Do: The Story of Thalidomide$6.00
Extravagant Love: The Life of Violette LeDuc$12.00
The Gage and Mr. Comstock$3.00
The Goddess Tour$12.00
Harriet Tubman Visits a Therapist$6.00
Heterosexuals Anonymous$6.00
Jane Addams and the Devil Baby (See Second Coming of Joan of Arc)$15.95
A Labor Play$6.00
The Last Reading of Charlotte Cushman$12.00
Leading Ladies$12.00
Like There's No Tomorrow: Meditations for Women Leaving Patriarchy$10.00
The Little Prince$12.00
Louisa May Incest (See The Second Coming of Joan of Arc)$15.95
Mason-Dixon (See Second Coming of Joan of Arc)$15.95
Monologues and Scenes for Lesbian Actors$15.95
Natalie Barney and Renee Vivien in Eden$6.00
Nine Short Plays

This new "best-of" collection includes The Obligatory Scene, Bite My Thumb, Entr'acte or The Night Eva Le Gallienne Was Raped, The Pele Chant, Patricide, Rules of the Playground, Louisa May Incest, Jane Addams and the Devil Baby, and Battered on Broadway
$18.50
The Obligatory Scene$6.00
The P.E. Teacher$6.00
The Parmachene Belle$6.00
Patricide$2.00
The Pele Chant$6.00
The Poorly-Written Play Festival$6.00
Radicals$6.00
The Rules of the Playground$6.00
Sappho in Love$12.00
The Second Coming of Joan of Arc and OtherPlays by Carolyn Gage

This anthology includes 7 plays by Carolyn Gage:Mason-Dixon, JaneAddamsand the Devil Baby, Louisa May Incest, Battered on Broadway,Calamity Jane Sends a Message to her Daughter, and Cookin' with Typhoid Mary
$15.95
The Second Coming of Joan of Arc(70-minute CD)$15.00
The Spindle$12.00
Stigmata NOT AVAILABLE AT THIS TIME 
Take Stage! How to Direct and Produce a Lesbian Play$19.00
Thanatron$12.00
'Til The Fat Lady Sings (with music)$10.00
Ugly Ducklings$12.00
Women on the Land (*Music not available at thistime)$12.00

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Like There's No Tomorrow: Meditations for Women Leaving Patriarchy

 

Mary Daly, Radical Feminist Philosopher and author of PureLust, Gyn/Ecology, and Outercourse:

"I was more deeply moved and 'sinspired' by Carolyn Gage'snew book than byanything else I've read in years. Like There's No Tomorrow has qualities rarely seen incurrent "theory." It is a work of burning, uncompromising vision and daring... a beacon of hopeinthese chilling times of compromise, timidity and apparent defeat. This book is Pure Fire. It is true and therefore extreme... a stunning manifestation of Radical Lesbian Feminist Courage and Genius."

 

 

The following is an excerpt from the text:

SEEING CLEARLY

"Do you mean I been treated good and can't sit down?"

- Fannie Lou Hamer

This is one of my favorite quotations.

In 1963, African American Civil Rights activist Fannie Lou Hamer was arrested at a bus station in Winona, Mississippi, on her way back from a voter registration training. She was severely beaten during her incarceration, but while she was still in jail, she was required to write out a statement that she had not been mistreated. The statement was dictated to her by a member of the Mississippi State Highway Patrol - a man with a gun. Fannie Lou was very clear about the danger of her situation, and she determined that her only course of resistance was to write the statement as poorly as she could - in order to be able to repudiate it later. It was during this dictation session, however, that she asked the question cited above.

I think of all the women in this culture who "can't sit down" - and not just the survivors of battering, but also the women who are on their feet all day as full-time workers at soul-destroying and physically debilitating jobs, the women who are single mothers, the Lesbians who are harassed and evicted - kept on the move constantly. I think of the women whose memories are so traumatic, they can't bear to pause and reflect on their lives. And I wish that we could all ask Fannie Lou's question with the same clarity about our symptoms and their cause.

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Nine Short Plays

Nine Short Plays is a collection of the best of Gage's one-act plays from 1988 to 2007.

In these plays, Gage explores the impact of the dominant culture on intimate relationships, illustrating with dramatic intensity how interpersonal dynamics reflect political paradigms. For example, in Louisa May Incest, the author of Little Women is confronted by her alter ego Jo March for her decisions to force her spunky heroine to burn her writing, abandon her career, and marry an impoverished, unambitious older man.

One of Gage's strongest themes is internalized oppression. In Patricide, an incest survivor confronts her father in a telephone conversation. The real dialogue, however, is between her self-doubt and her need to assert her truth.

Another theme of the plays is the impact of colonization on the human spirit. The Pele Chant, a play about the daughter of Hawaii's Queen Liliuokalani, explores how the often hidden mechanism of spiritual colonization can be the "Trojan horse" through which entire dominions are lost.

And, as always, the conflict between Gage's love for theatre and her critique of its historical misogyny is represented in the collection. Bite My Thumb is a satirical look at cross-dressing and gender-bending as practiced -- or not -- by a mainstream rep company and a women's theatre. Battered on Broadway examines the masochism and martyrdom embedded in female roles in the traditional Broadway musical. In Entr'acte, the war comes home in a play about a rape that occurred backstage during a Broadway run of a play that romanticized domestic violence. The victim, lesbian actress Eva Le Gallienne, is in a sanatorium, facing the crisis of her career -- a crisis that will lead to her founding of one of the most famous theatres in the world.

Gage describes her process in the introduction:

My "modus operandi" is to tell a story wherein the character's irresistible impulsion, usually toward some form of freedom, is checked by a seemingly immoveable force of society. If the characters have enough integrity and the situation enough authenticity, I find myself, at least for a while, wrestling with angels or demons. And then there is a break-through, a shift into another paradigm, where radical possibility abounds. This is why I write.

The anthology includes The Obligatory Scene, Bite My Thumb, Entr'acte or The Night Eva Le Gallienne Was Raped, The Pele Chant, Louisa May Incest, The Rules of the Playground, Patricide, Jane Addams and the Devil Baby, and Battered on Broadway.

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The Second Coming of Joan of Arc and Other Plays

Andrea Dworkin, feminist philosopher, activist, author:

" . . . a whole women's theatre tradition in one volume. . . wonderful to read --- rich,original deeply affirming --- and must be phenomenal to see on stage. The culture of women wehave never had is invented in Carolyn Gage's brilliant and beautiful plays."

John Stoltenberg, Executive Editor, On theIssues:

"... the toughest, most lesbian/feminist-identified work fortheatre I know... brilliant and daring scripts..."

Phyllis Chesler, Author of Women and Madness:

"Carolyn Gage is a fabulous feminist playwright, and a majorone too. This is great theatre. Gage's dramatic and lesbian imagination is utterly original... There is no rhetoric here: onlyone swift and pleasurable intake of breath after another... Women's mental health would improve, instantly, were they able to read and see these plays performed."

This collection of seven of Gage's most popular one-acts was a national finalist for the Lambda Literary Award. The title work has been the subject of a National Public Radio feature, and afirst-class production of the play ran for two years in Brazil and was seen by 200,000 people.The other plays in the collection include: Louisa MayIncest, Jane Addams and the DevilBaby, Mason-Dixon, Battered on Broadway, Calamity Jane Sends a Message to HerDaughter, and Cookin' with Typhoid Mary.

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Monologues and Scenes for Lesbian Actors

Rosemary Keefe Curb, editor of Amazon All Stars: 13 Lesbian Plays:

"No playwright has created as amazing a pantheon of historical lesbian characters as Carolyn Gage. Her book, Monologues and Scenes for Lesbian Actors, provides a sumptuous feast of possibilities for both seasoned and budding lesbian performers to use portraying a full range of emotion and political perspectives. Carolyn Gage is a national lesbian treasure."

Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco:

"Her dozens of strong, funny, determined characters are a gift to lesbian actors everywhere . . . She also has a wicked sense of humor . . ."

Lambda Book Report, Washington, DC:

". . .remarkable strength and universality . . . moving and courageous. . . the collection will appeal to a readership beyond lesbian actors, because through careful research and deliberation Gage has created many stories of women's lives. In her writing, she makes one face truths one might normally try to avoid."

On the Purple Circuit, Los Angeles:

"Gage's imagination and her richness of dialogue are a wonderful offering to a theatre community that could certainly use a push in the direction of representing us all on the stage."

Broadside: Newsletter of the Theatre Library Association, NYC:

Strong contributions such as Gage's should indeed help alleviate the long-standing situation of lesbians having to learn the craft of acting by impersonating heterosexuals. . . recommended for libraries supporting drama programs(schools as well as academic) and public libraries in towns and cities with community theatre."

The Lesbian Review of Books:

". . . a diversity of roles to stimulate the most adventurous lesbian performer. . . this text enables the reader to see the impressive range of her work as well as to supply a needed sourcebook for auditions and scene work in one volume."

Finally! A book for lesbians who are tired of "passing" at auditions and in acting classes andworkshops! Here at last, from one of the most talented and inventive contemporary playwrights,is a book of twenty-five monologues and forty-five scenes by, for, and about lesbians. Here are dramatic portrayals of our coming-out stories, our strategies of resistance, our rescue ofsurvivors of sexual abuse, our passions, our torture, our triumphs. The settings are historic and contemporary, ranging from the goddess temples of Lesbos to the locker rooms of a softball team.

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Excerpts from Scenes and Monologues for Lesbian Actors

From UGLY DUCKLINGS by Carolyn Gage

Renee: The arts-and-crafts counselor, 19, a working-class stone butch.

The Setting: The lakeside dock in front of the canoe shack at Camp Fernlake, a private girls' camp in Maine.

Renee is gathering her gear together for leaving the camp. Angie, another 19-year old counselor,has asked Renee about her meeting with the camp director, Charlotte. Angie is in love with Renee, but she has not been able to admit it to herself. Renee is aware of this and resents it.

RENEE

Well, I went up to my cabin, and I met with Charlotte, and she asked me to step into her office, and I did. And she tells me to sit down, and she closes the door, and she comes around and sits behind her desk. Like it's a fucking movie or something. And she puts her hands together like this, and she leans forward, and she gives me that Christ-on-the-cross look of hers, and she says, "Renee, I have heard something about you that concerns me very much." And I smile back and say, "Oh?" And she gets a little nervous now, because I was supposed to flinch, and she pulls back and puts her hands in her lap. She's looking out the window now. And she says, "Renee, I have been told that you are a homosexual." And I sit there smiling at her, you know, still waiting to hear what it is that concerns her. And this really throws the old bitch. Her face kind of twitches and she says, "Do you have anything to say about that?" And I said, "Well, yes. I really resent anyone using that word to refer to me." She looks a little more relaxed, and she starts to say something, but I cut her off. I say, "I prefer to be called a lesbian." Well, old Charlotte just about dropped her teeth on that one. She gets all flustered, and she walks over to the window and her hands are just going a mile a minute. So I say, "Well, if that's all - I have to get back down to the waterfront. Angie and I are leaving for an overnight camping trip." And I'm at the door. Well, she really springs into action now. She says, "Renee!" and I say "Yes?" and she says, "Would you sit down please. I'm afraid we're going to need to discuss this." And then of course it's the song and dance about personal lives being kept personal, but once they become public then it becomes her business to guard the reputation of the camp. The usual hypocritical double-standard bullshit. And I just sit there. And she starts to get a little angry, like I should be agreeing with her that I'm a pervert. And she tells me I should know that it's not something people want to know about. And so I ask her why. And she says because they find it disgusting. So I say, "Why is it disgusting for one woman to love another, to want to hold her in her arms all night, to want to touch her the way only another woman can...?" And Charlotte interrupts me. She's got her checkbook out. She tells me she's going to give me the rest of my salary, and enough money to pay for the trip back to Boston. She tells me I will have to leave tonight. She holds out the check and says she doesn't have to do this, but she wants to, just as she knows I will not want to leave in a fashion that will upset the camp. So I ask her, "Is this hush money?" And she says, "This is money in recognition of your concern for the welfare of the girls at Fernlake. Many of them might never get to go to camp again over a thing like this. They may never see the friends they met at camp again." And we look at each other. And then I take the money. That's what happened.

Excerpt from BABE by Carolyn Gage

Mama: Babe's mother, a woman who emigrated from Norway to south Texas in order to bewith her husband.

Babe Didrikson: The world's greatest athlete, a 17-year old butch lesbian.

The Setting: Babe and her sister's bedroom, Beaumont, Texas, 1930.

Mama insists that Babe accompany her sister to the high school dance, wearing the dress shehas sewn for her.

MAMA:Now, what is this about you not being able to go? (BABE doesn't say anything.) I want to know. You can tell your mother. (She puts her arm around BABE, and rearranges a strayhair.)

BABEWell . . . I got on the football team today. (She pauses for the effect. MAMA doesn't flinch.) Coach said I could try out, so I did. That Raymond Alford's the place kicker, and I knew I could kick the pants off him . . .

MAMAMildred.

BABEAnyway . . . I tried out and I kicked five outta five field goals. You should have seen me . . . one right after the other! And right down the middle, too. Everybody was just starin' at me. Coach's eyes was fallin' right outta his head. He said he'd never seen nothin' like it in all his years at Beaumont. He said I could ---

MAMAI don't see what this has to do with your going to the dance tonight.

BABEWell, all the guys were starin' at me, and I guess it made 'em kinda sore, 'cause none of them could kick half that good if their life depended on it, and their girlfriends were watchin' the practice, and it made them kinda sore too, 'cause they donÕt ever get to do anything better than the guys ---

MAMAWhat does this have to do with the dance?

BABEThey're all gonna laugh at me if I go tonight.

MAMAWhy would they do that?

BABE(Angry) Because I'm different, Mama! I don't look good in sissy clothes, an' I don't know how to dance with some guy haulin' me around, and I don't wanna stand around in the bathroom and talk about my hair. I'm not like the other girls. I'm not like Lillie.

MAMA(Cold) Do you think there's something wrong with your sister?

BABEI didn't say that.

MAMAWell, it certainly sounded like it to me. (BABE looks away.) Mildred, you are not different. You are a lovely young woman, and you have a good sense of humor, and you're fun to be with. There is no reason for you not to be popular with the girls and the boys. The only thing wrong with you is that you think you're different, and so you go out of your way trying to prove it to everybody. I know. When your papa brought me over from Norway, I felt like it was the end of the world. I cried to myself all the time. I thought, "I will never learn to get used to it here." I couldn't talk right, and I didn't know anybody, and I didn't have my family here. I thought everybody was laughing at me all the time, because I was different. I know. But you learn. People are not so different. You start saying to yourself, "IÕm just like these girls," and soon everybody will like you.